It's fall season, and once the chill really sets in everyone knows what's happening on the DL. Whatever weather you favour as an individual, there's a warmth that is craved all year round. It's probably cheesy but a la Rihanna, we all want love. Most people are earnestly searching for romantic love. In short people are looking to get cuffed. Whether good or bad for their own well being. Tis the season for rampant Facebook status changes and a thousand and one couple selfies for the gram. As the resident anti-romantic in my group of pals my role this cuffing season is very specific. I'm going to keep staying in my late, trying to find silhouettes that camouflage the lady lumps in an attempt to stay warm and not resemble the Michellin man. A task that requires tons of focus and the kind of time one might spend planning for a date night or two. In a sense I've got a lot of work to do - so I'm not looking.